An Observation on Wii-lationships :-/

Helloooooooo! So I had planned to use this time to bitch endlessly about how they pushed back the release date for Mass Effect 3, but decided that my time would be better spent discussing silly myths about the Wii. Specifically the myth that it destroys relationships. 

If they only knew...

So most Wii-buying couples start out like our happy pair above. Blissfully unaware that their joint purchase is going to ruin their lives, and it's not in the way you think. It won't be because the guy won't stop playing. It won't be because the girl has taken it over as a gym. And surprisingly it won't be because of Smash Brothers or any other Mario related game. 

Although this is awkward enough to ruin anything good

In all honesty the Wii is just a relationship killer. It's a bad omen. It's right up there with tattoos of names and faces. Every couple I know that has bought a Wii together has not remained a couple for long. It's not a myth. It's true. If you wanna buy a Wii, buy it alone or say goodbye to your sweetheart! Or be smart and buy a Playstation 3 or an Xbox 360. Those are the real consoles, but I won't get into that in this post. :3 Until next time, happy pwning!

Computers vs. Consoles

Hey all! 


So I'm doing this post cause some d**k riding PC gaming fanboy got all up in my grill on YouTube (yeps I hads to deal with an internet gangster) and he was basically knocking console gaming and saying that we were all morons for playing Portal 2 anywhere other than a computer. Well this annoyed me to say the least because I hate fanboys. 

This is what I want to do to ALL of them!

I mean seriously, the guy's going on and on about how PCs are so much better, but even after I mention that I own a gaming computer this guy refuses to say what kinda POS he's trying to troll me from. I said all of that to say this: if you're going to bash consoles and say how great computers are, you best have a sweet machine to game on. Don't come with the weak sauce!

I bet this is an accurate representation of his rig...

 I love PS3, I love 360, I love...ok I don't even like the Wii, but I love console gaming! I also love my computer, which is an Asus if you were wondering. I love playing World of Warcraft and Audiosurf and Portal on it, but at the end of the day if someone said I could only game one way, I'd want my consoles. Sure I'd keep my laptop for writing and facebook (those are the only 2 reasons. seriously), but the PS3 and the 360 are just too awesome for words. You can hate all you want, but at the end of the day, the PS3 is the most powerful gaming machine on the market and the 360 has more shit to do than you can handle in one day. Computers are cool and I respect them, but if people will stick by Sony after this hacking debacle, I'd say that consoles must have something worth holding on to. :3 Happy pwning everyone! :3

Excited out of my mind!

So I was in the airport today in Memphis, TN on my way home from Michigan and on my way to my gate I saw the most amazing thing. No I did not see the President of Sony waiting for me with a goodie basket full of apologetic presents. It was cooler than that. I saw a Best Buy Express vending machine. It looked like this: 

As close as I can get to porn on this blog.

I know the picture is a little fuzzy, but the one on my crappy phone was even worse. Anyway the quality of the picture is not nearly as important as what is (not clearly) shown here. Did you forget your DSi at home? Don't worry, the Best Buy Express has you covered. It even has Guitar Hero and Mario in there so that you'll have some games to play until you can get home. Oh no! Your iPod just got ran over by an over-caffeinated businessman, who's late for his flight. Don't sweat it, the Best Buy Express has you covered! Seriously this thing had everything that you might even think about randomly needing. It held headphones (Bose, Beats by Dr. Dre, Sony, and JVC), memory cards, chargers (for cell phones and other handheld electronics), headphone splitters, and other random bits and techno-bobbles. I was so thrilled about this thing that I called my sister and 3 friends to discuss it. 

This is exactly what my face looked like for 20 minutes.

Best Buy is forever in my good graces because of this amazing little machine. It shows how far technology has come that it's now a good business move to have a quickie tech machine set up in airports around the country. Ahhh so cool! I'd like to give a shout out to My sister, and my homies: Semaj, Dirian, and Jay for listening to me wax poetic over a vending machine. That's love. :3 If you run across anything freakin' amazing tech wise, take a pic and tell me about it!!! Until next time, happy pwning!