An Observation on Wii-lationships :-/

Helloooooooo! So I had planned to use this time to bitch endlessly about how they pushed back the release date for Mass Effect 3, but decided that my time would be better spent discussing silly myths about the Wii. Specifically the myth that it destroys relationships. 

If they only knew...

So most Wii-buying couples start out like our happy pair above. Blissfully unaware that their joint purchase is going to ruin their lives, and it's not in the way you think. It won't be because the guy won't stop playing. It won't be because the girl has taken it over as a gym. And surprisingly it won't be because of Smash Brothers or any other Mario related game. 

Although this is awkward enough to ruin anything good

In all honesty the Wii is just a relationship killer. It's a bad omen. It's right up there with tattoos of names and faces. Every couple I know that has bought a Wii together has not remained a couple for long. It's not a myth. It's true. If you wanna buy a Wii, buy it alone or say goodbye to your sweetheart! Or be smart and buy a Playstation 3 or an Xbox 360. Those are the real consoles, but I won't get into that in this post. :3 Until next time, happy pwning!